i realized someting. I WAN AN OLDER BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sob sob sob.... actually, even a younger brother is oso acceptable.











i have always envied ppl wif brothers, u noe? it's like the whole world has brother except me. ok, frm the ppl closest to me: every single member in 5ND has a brother. except me. joline is the best. she has TWO older brothers ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ah yann, ah tan, ah lee has younger brothers. jaslin has a younger brother. who else? oh yeah. apollonia has TWO brothers. i noe she has 1 older brother (not sure if delano is older den her or not). anyway.









i dun even care if it is an older or younger brother. i JUZ WAN A BROTHER!!!!!!!!! haiz. brothers r so fun.













if u have an older brother, den u can see him grow frm a whiny little pest to a full grown... erm.... guy. it helps if he is cute!!! den u can scan his steads through u n see if dey r acceptable. oso, an older brother can protect u!!! frm i dunno wat. perverts??? haha.









if u have a younger brother, den u can see him ggrow frm a whiny little pest to a full grown...erm...guy. it helps if he is cute!!! haha. however, he cannot protect u. but u can still scan his steads through u!!!! sob.





















WHY DUN I HAVE A BROTHER?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!?!
















i guess i will have to blame by father den. for not ejecting y-chromosome sperms into my mother before OR after i was born. dis sounds gross but it's not. den, instead of maxine ang, i can have an older brother called max ang!!!!!!!!! haiz. or, i could have maxine ang, but no claudia ang. claudia ang can be a claudio or claud ang!!!!!!!!!!!!! haizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.













I WAN A BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
















argh. dis is sickening. stupid chicken soup for preteens soul 2 book. DEY PURPOSELY ONE OK!!!!!!!!!!!!! wanna flaunt the use of brothers in my face. idiot. I SHALL SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........................













i shall not accept it. sisters have their use oso!!!!!!!!!! although i dun see a use for a younger sister. hahahaha. jkjjkjkjkjkjjkjkjk....................













but i still wan a brother!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. juz woke up after a few hours of extreme shopping. wahahahahah. i now realize how fun shopping is without irritating, uncomfortable shoes. n oso spending money like water. bwahahahaha. no lahhhhh, actually i wanted to pay fior my own stuff but mother dun let me. wateva.









anyway. i replaced my ez link yesterday!!!!!!! FINALLY. n it now has $10 in it. but the stupid photo sux. nvm. i shall replace it wif a nice neoprint or someting. anyway, den after dat went for dinner at duno where. at a beef brisket tingy. quite nice, but DEY FORGOT MY ORDER!!!!!!!! wat the hell!!!! in the end dey still served it so it's ok. den walked around rows n rows of shops to go back to the car. many pet shops. we went inside one n dere were 2 dogs, n 1 cat hiding in a shelf!! den went into another 1 further up n dere was a cat sleeping in one of the baskets for sale, n a dog at the back of the shop. by then father returned the $50 he borrowed frm me, so i bought a packet of treats for peipei. she liked it!!!! n she wanted more. anyway, i decided to keep a cat next time!!! cat r so cute!! but i wun buy it frm a pet shop. i will buy it frm the spca!! since i wanna adopt a child, i might as well adopt a pet oso. do good deeds mah. even if i dun adopt a cat, i will oso adopt a small dog frm spca. the animals dere r so pitiful ok!!!!! like unwanted or wat. sob sob...... too bad i dun have enough money. if not i adopt all ah!!! bwahahahahahahahaha. siao.













ok, back to the shopping. den father brought us to hougang mall at 8+, do ask for a replacement for my popular card, cos i lost it in my wallet, remember? anyway i only lost the temporary one, n until now dey still haven't send me the permanent one!!!!!!!! wat is wrong wif their effeciency??? dunno how long liao!!!!!! gr. anyway the cashier asked us to call the number, blah blah..... den mother went to sasa. i dunno y she like to go sasa so much. everytime pass by 1 she must always go in. i tink cos got a lot of nice small perfume bottles for her to collect. i bought a foot scrub for scrub away my dead skin below my foot. i noe dat maxine has 1 but it is so unhygienic!!! den after dat i followed father to cards & such. i tink he was finding some christian books. but dye didn't sell it. den we walked around n suddenly he pulled me into ice lemon tee n asked me to try on hats. ????? since when i wanted a cap??? the caps dere were quite nice but i didn't see myself wearing dem so i didn't buy any. but the salesgirl kept saying i looked very nice in one of the caps!! awwwwwwwwwwww. but too bad, i dun really wear caps. maybe next time. den father asked me to bring moosan to see the caps. so i did n den she saw the caps while i looked at the bags. i dunno y, nowadays i like bags so much. ice lemon tee has nice bags. i saw 2 dat i liked, but den i decided to buy the one wif the toilet sign. maybe next time i shall buy the other one. if i have the money. the other one costs $25.90 lor!!!! whereas the toilet 1 only costs $22.90. cheaper mah... i had a hard time deciding between a white toilet bag or a black toilet bag. in the end i bought the black one since i like black so much. i oso bought a purple ez link cum money holder. lim ah yann oso got one but hers is cloth one. mine is netted one. blah blah... claudia ang bought a shirt + a coin purse, mother ang bought a few shirts, moosan ang bought a black cap.






the total was $106++. hahax. actually i wanted to go to a shop on level 1. it sold clothes frm L--XXXXXXL u noe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but after the sasa spree n ice lemon tea spree, it was too late n by the time it had already closed. i remember the name: York Boutique. hmmm.














i noticed dat father was not so grouchy after eating. before dat he was damned grouchy lor!!!! i have found out the reason y. cos the woman in thr bakery he went to gave him a 1 for 1 discount!!! hahahahahahahah. dat's y he's so happy.












okies. nothing much to type liaos.

juz came back frm band. was damned sian. played the stupid singapore tingy again. beginning did TWO hours of warm up ok. siao one lor!!! other ppl at most only do 1 hour lor. wu liao. en spent half an hour (1030--1100) voting for who we wanted to be the next dram & band major. ahahahaha. i voted chee boon for drum major n zul for band major. haiz. all guys. at first wanted to sabo joline one... but i m not so heartless. but joline ng is heartless ok!!!!!!!!!! wah lau. she go n vote me lor!!! n shi yun n yiting oso!!!! wat the hell. but anyway. forgettit.







den later ah yann told me dat i slimmed down since the last yr, the first time she saw me!!!!!! awwww... so sweet!!!!! hahaha... love u to bits lim shih yann!!!!!!!!!!! *muacks* hahahahaha... n u wanna noe who is responsible for my slimming down???? it is none other den.... drumroll pls....



















U-NOE-WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahax. cos i fell into depression cos of him n so became thinner. but i do not see any difference. the best ting is, i did not even ask ah yann if i slimmed down!!! she said it out of the blue!!!!!!!!!! muack muack muack lim shih yann.....













oh yeah. den after dat took bus home. one group of guys came up the bus at the serangoon circus stop. den when we got down at the interchange, ah yann (again) told me dat one of the guys is very shuai!!!! i was shocked. i did not even noitce the guy in the green shirt (the on she said was shuai). i did not even noe she looked at guys!!!!!!! omg. unfortunately, i did not catch his face. if not i could've seen wat was her definition of 'shuai'. everytime i say one guy shuai she always say i bad taste one. hmpf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







haizzzzzzzzzzz. so sianzzzzzzzzzzzzz. nothing to do leh... boring boring life.

not much to blog abt. nothing interesting happened. my spelling skills r deterioting. sob.









woke up at 11.45. damned sian. watched tv until 2. ate the french toast maxine ang fried. watched animal planet until 2.25. came online.







see how boring my life is????????????????????????????? gr.











oh yes. must remember to blog abt 1 ting. i keep forgetting to. here goes nothing.














top 3 reasons y maxine moosan ang chian ting/chain ding does NOT like u-noe-who: (wat she said anyway. who noes is it is true.)

3. he is too skinny . she does not like guys who r skinnier den her. cos she tinks dey will squeeze her fats. she said she would oso like to squeeze her guy's fats. O.o

2. he lives too far. frm woodlands to serangoon. hasn't she heard dat singapore has an efficient public transport????? n btw dere is such a ting called long distance relationship. n oso love can conquer all.

1. dere is no chemistry. ok, excuse me.





WAT THE HELL?????????? dere IS chemistry lor. it is so damned obvious. wat she said (n i quote directly): "juz bcos dere is chemistry between u n him does not mean dere is chemistry between him n me." wat the f***????????? i barely spoke a single word to him. oh yes. remember the night at pubbies when we celebrated mother's bdae? (oh btw today is her actual bdae) anyway, maxine ang was looking for someone to play darts wif her. n he volunteered to play wif her!!!!!!!!!














awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. so sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. bwahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha. she can no longer deny it anymore. i, the great one, has discovered it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eheheheheeheheheh.





























































































*~hapPy bDaE To LAo bU AnG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~*

wahahahahaha. juz woke up.









anyway, went out wif maxien & claudia ang yesterday. first we went to united square. we saw chrishirl dere!!! omg. she gave us a shock man. forever creeping up on us. brrrrrrrrrrr.








den after dat went to cathay to watch shark tale. cos katrina gave us 3 free admission movie tickets. but den we lost 1. haiz. took neoprints. so idiotic. my new haircut sux n den i looked so UGLY in the neoprint lor. i must now replenish my neoprints/neocards cos i lost all of dem!!! dammit. ok, not all of dem. but the nicer ones, anyhow.








den later went to heeren to walk around. maxine was feeling hungry so we went to a cafe and ordered wanton noodles wif claudia. i juz ordered a bbt=bubble tea/ppc=pao pao cha. :s

the stupid food took so long to arrive. it turned out dat another table took our order!!!!!!!!!!! wat the hell. ok, not technically my order. cos my bbt came liaos. but i dun like waiting, u noe??? who does anyway. n i m the most impatient person on earth. anyway, the food came after i finished my bbt. irritating. the pearls no taste at all. i spent my time reading the graffiti on the walls. dere was 1 mad idiot who kept bitching abt a girl called jean frm bendemeer pri. bwahahahahaha. it was nice to noe dat. cos i oso happen to hate a girl called jean too. WAS frm band. my senior some more. at first i tot dey were toking abt the same person but no. it was some idiot frm bendemeer pri.







den FINALLY dey finished dey're noodles. claudia ang went to buy the pick & mix sweets frm mini toons. blah blah.... maxine ang bought pick & mix chocs. i was like waiting around n fooling around wif the chocs the wighing machine. i discovered dat my index finger is worth S$6.00!!! bwahahahha. cos i weighed it.



den walked some more when i saw a sign dat siad, ear piercing was $3.90 per ear only!!! so cheap lor. i asked claudia whether i should pierce n claudia told maxine i wanted to pierce!!! i said no, n wanted to ask the guy whether i could pierce in between my 1st n 2nd left earhole. den he said can lah, so i tot, ok, den maybe next time i shall come here n peirce wif ah tan since it is so cheap. but no. the next ting i knew, the guy asked me to hand over $3.90 n he took out the gun n ear studs!!!! i was so not ready ok. but i didn't wanna sia sway myself so i juz gave him the money lah. n he pierced my ear. while i was standing. i asked if i could sit down but den he said he couldn't see if i sat down. den i asked him to say 1 2 3 before piercing n he so did NOT ok. but watever. it was so not pain. after he pierced i was stoning for a while cos i was shocked dat it was not pain. i therefore conclude dat my third highest ear hole is the painiest of all. i could not even smile den!!! cos it was so pain. anyway, he ave me the lotion n told me to apply on my ear hole n not drink it. like, duh. of course i already noe dat.







anyway. now my new earhole is my 2nd earhole n my ex 2nd earhole is my third ear hole n my ex 3rd earhole is my 4th earhole. dis only applies to my left ear cos i only pierced my left ear. now my left ear looks weird cos the 1st, 2nd n 3rd earholes r so near whereas the 3rd n 4th holes r so far apart. -_-"












den went home frm heeren. toom a cab. maxine ang was siao in the cab. she was sharing my discman wif me n the cd was zhou jie lun's ye hui mei lah. n she sing until so loud n she didn't even realize it. diao..........

here to update me blog again!!! bwahaha.


went to clarke quay last night wif stella, tom, father, mother, sisters, roger n katrina. walked around. saw some arty party tingy.







den went to eat. damned funny. when claudia went to the toilet pured lots n lots of tobasco into her water. the whole cup was practically red. i used my straw to stir it but it was still red. den she fell into it!!! wat a dumbo. hahahahaahahahah. maybe she was blind dat she couldn't see the redness? haha. den we played the numbers game. the one i played at bhavaani's house. father played ONE game only, and dat game he lost. eheheheheh. later in the game her poured beer n pepper into the cup. anyway, dis time i only zhong 1 time. the tink the person who zhong the most was maxine ang. the concoction tasted horrible man. it was disgusting. so hot!!!!! i felt like vomitting later.













den we went home. stella was making fun of tom. he looks like an innocent boy!! so cuute. bwahahahahahahaha.













anyway. i realized i didn't explain y i called dose girls assholes in my previous post. u noe, the ones at the camp, who were in the same group as richielyn? yeah. i tink i shall explain now.

u noe the kind of girls who act cute/act chio/act cool? the kind dat scream n laugh loudly for no reason juz to attract attention? the kind dat no other girl can stand besdies the ones dat dey hang out wif? as u noe, birds of a feather flock together. anyway, i tink u get the drift. dose girls were ALL OF THE ABOVE. dey were juz downright irritating man. i feel disgusted juz tinking abt it. n to tink dat dey r frm my sch. PUI. it is ppl like dem who give our sch a bad name. i do not tink i m bitching here bcos it is the truth. the sad, sad truth. i feel sorry for dem cos dey r juz downgrading demselves n dey tink dat everyone likes dem but in actual fact no one does.
















oh yeah. forgot. stella & tom will be going back today. will miss dem.

haven't been blogging for a few days cos my com was spoiled. i tink, n oso cos i dun have time.



anyway, let's start frm thursday. dis is the 2ND time i m blogging dis cos stupid idiotic bogger refused to publish my 1st attempt.




went for camp on thursday. had to drag myself outta bed by 7. was late so i took a cab to sch. reached dere to find out dat everyone was wearing pe shirts wheareas i was wearing my black 'too tuff to puff/ i'm a pal leader' shirt. embarrassing????????? dat does not even come close to it. anyway. i was not very enthusiastic abt it cos tiko lee forced me to go. n bcos it was damned early n my eyes were puffy. ew.





den after dat we boarded the bus and we sec twos + threes sat in the big bus n the sec ones went in the small bus. it's not dat surprising, but considering dat the sec ones r much much much more dan the sec 2s n 3s. bwahahahahhahahaa. being older helps. a lot.





skip the bus trip. it was too lame to even comment. stupid instructor ah bao. ok. den we reached the campsite. we started to pitch the tents. it was damned stuffy. i actually wanted to share tents wif amirah but later went to sleep wif angeline, annabel n jessica. den we were split into 3 groups. argh. dis was the worst part. first of all, i shall introduce the intructors cum group trainers:

bao ming aka ah bao. in his early 20s. although looks younger. like a small boy. cute, funny, super lame, short although taller den me, reminds me of the ting in the lord of the rings. the small ting wif big eyes n a scratchy voice. er.... quite a flirt, likes jay, ou de yang. is damned perverted n vulgar. likes to act gay wif ah wei. in charge of group 1 n the fun fitness station.

ping hui aka ah wei. in his early 20s. can be considered shuai, kind hearted, funny oso, likes to act gay wif ah bao. should be ah bao's best fren. taller den ah bao. should be one who likes animals i guess. likes ou de yang n lin jun jie. not so vulgar n quite patient. in charge of group 2 n the fun fitness station.

ras aka... well, ras. abt 30+. dunno his full name. damned long. looks fierce, is the camp chief. can be funny at times, good at organizing. likes to speak in malay to other malays. in charge of group 3 n the problem solving station.


elf aka mr. elf. er...? 20+. nice toned body. quite cute oso. his mouth reminds me of leandra of s'pore idol. nice arm muscles due to kayaking. in charge of kayaking. can be fierce at times. not in charge of any group.

mr. ng aka mr ng. 40+. very nice n is nothing like our dm. very patient oso. in charge of discipline. helps out wif kayaking. like a father figure. has a pot belly. helps ras out as camp chief.








now dat i've got dat out. i went to group 2. amirah n yvonne went to group 3!!!! n richielyn went to group 1 wif some assholes. shall explain later. sob. i had no one. but hua zhen was in the same group as me. dat's better den nothing. den our group started wif the problem solving tingy. damned stupid lor. the worst of all. not even fun.





den ate lunch.... after dat went kayaking. i was quite scared at first cos i tot dat the kayak would capsize or wat. but my partner was even more scared. n my partner is a guy. cos the elf go n put us according to swimmers n non-swimmers. my partner, whose name is pravin, was like screaming at me during the whole one n a half hours. cos we had to race wif the others n he still kept shouting at me to relax. scaredy-cat. den we were last 2 times to built a raft tub!!! gr.



den after dat went to fun fitness station. we split into two groups. the first group was group 1 of group 2. my group was group 2 of group 2. my group won the first game, which was to fill a pail using a cup full of holes n anyting else we could find, besides our water bottles. therefore, the losers had to sit on the grass while we poured mud water over dem. n i mean real mud water.

den the 2nd game dat idiotic ah wei go n help the other group. the aim of the game was to carry a pail half-filled wif water using a rope. but we had to be 1 metre away frm the pail n we could not use our hands, only our rope. the idiotic ah wei go n tell the other group the solution. so my group was poured over wif mud water. yuck yuck yuck.


den we had the team challenge. we cheated n skipped the last 2 stations n went straight to the rafting area. but the 2 other groups were already dere!!!! haiz. we quickly built the raft n me n 3 other guys went into the raft n began to paddle like mad. but it was too slow so the 34 guys got out of the raft n began to swim n push it across the lake. i felt like a qian jin. hahahahahahah.


=============fast forward=============
i was shocked to find out dat a girl in my group burned a cd of jay!!!!!!! how could she?!?!?!!? she should buy the original!! but no, she burnt it. n bought the orginal of 5566. i was like, y would anyone wan to buy a cd sung by gays?!?!?!?!?! gr....... i was arguing wif her at the top my lungs. i had to protect the reputation of jay!!! like any true blue fan would. she said dat 5566 sing better den jay!!! but den i said jay's songs had more value. ah bao overheard n he agreed wif me. dese r his exact words: 'wat???? zhou jie lun is the best lor!!!'bwahahahahahaa. 2 against 1. but den he had to ruin it by singing the qi li xiang. we all quickly siamed.




den we ate dinner. rice wif fish n beancurd n cauliflower. the rice was damned hard. not even nice. the cauliflower was nice n soft. group 2 went to sit under a pavillon. dat idiot ah bao was supposed to come n sit wif his group but he came to sit wiof our group. to accompany ah wei, i suppose. he played the qi li xiang on his n-gage. i protested cos i was sick of dat song. den he played qing tian. i protested again. den he played ou de yang. he n ah wei began to sing along. n lin jun jie oso. den after dat he played ni ting de dao. AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my favourite song of jay besides ge qian.









================fast forward again==================
went for a night hike. me n angeline sung jay songs at the top of our lungs. we acted lesbians n sang yue liang dai biao wo de xin. ah wei sang along. his singing sux. den annabel sang a duet wif ah bao--f4's jue bu neng shi qu ni. den ah bao n ah wei sang du de wei's tuo diao n jay's ba wo hui lai le.




blah blah blah. ras brought us to a place to stargaze. i was practically sleeping. oh, y did i say ah wei is kind hearted? cos zhen yu was screaming away bcos of a lizard. i was like, y the hell would anyone be scared of a lizard?!?!?!? it wun even bite. anyway, ah wei put his fot on top of the lizard. i was afraid dat he would kill it. the poor little lizard was innocent lor. but den he diverted attention n asked everyone to move on. n he let the lizard go.



wash up n went to sleep in the stuffy hot tent. got kicked many times in my sleep by jessica. n angeline kept waking me up cos she was getting kicked in her sleep by annabel. n i was bitten by so many bloody mosquitoes. damn dem.



-------------friday----------------
nothing much. gave out prizes. went home.

took a cab wif amirah. lost my wallet. nothing much lost, except my ez link n $14. the most important ting is, my neo cards n neoprints were oso lost!!!!!!!!!!!!! sob sob....











reached home at 11+. slept at 12. woke up at 6.30. hahax. father brought us to pubbies. he planned a surprise bdae party for mother!!!!!!! n we did not even noe. even i was surprised. many ppl went. partied till 2.45. dese r the ppl who went: my family, stella n tom (mu cousins frm hong kong who r staying wif us cos dey're on holiday), chrishirl n edmund, roger n katrina, auntie meeta, lorenzo, delano, apollonia, suresh, maxine's frens. yup, many ppl. i learnt how to play a new card game!!! i'm an expert at it. but i stink at billiards.


anyway. my suspicions have been confirmed. maxine ang does like delano.i shall not go into details, but i shall say someting: lorenzo's billiard skills r good man. has he been practising???? haiz.









learnt a few vulgar phrases in cantonese frm roger. wo hai jing yang=i'm a bitch, lei ji dou peng=idiotic pig, ee yuck see= go eat shit. hahaha.

i now noe how to say i'm a bitch in 3 languages: portugese, cantonese n english. bwahahahahahaha.
















~hApPy bElAtEd bDaE To sArEnE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~*






































~god. i still miss him~

went to some pub in east coast last nite. my father was mad. he was pretending to be ang moh n was so fake. if wanna act ang moh must at least have some acting skills so can pull it off rite.

n y did he wanna do dat? oh, juz bcos he wanted to impress his fren, an expert guitarist. dat's wat he said, anyway.



anyway. the first ting i noticed when i walked into the pub was dat beverley frm s'pore idol was singing dere!! since when did she become a pub singer?!?!?!?! omg. anyway. she didn't look so crybaby den. i didn't like her dat much cos she always cry cry cry on tv. like wanna gain sympathy. but last nite she was quite nice lah.



but we sat dere like extras cos dere was nothing to do. i started to sms zhen. n den she told me shabt her crush!! omg. was frm her pri sch. here's the story (according to her): dis guy was frm her pri sch, n he was very nice to her but she always ignore him. n he always tok to her on msn but she oso ignore him. den yesterday she didn't go band cos she overslept den she pei her lao bu go ntuc lah. she saw him in the bus. n he became very damned shuai. so now she wans to go n make frens wif him. juz bcos he became shuai.






i had no idea she was dat superficial. anyway dat's her prob. feel happy for her cos she finally found someone dat she actually likes.













if u ask me, no one can ever be more shuai/cute/nice/hardworking den u-noe-who. but dat's all in the past.

















~i miss him~

hms. went to heartland mall wif shi yun, shu ling, linda, joline n ah yann after band. erms. took neocard wif joline n den took neoprint wif the rest of dem. quite nice lah... but some stupid girls keep ba zhan-ing the scissors. so cannot cut lah. so i keep diao-ing dem n glaring at dem. since ppl say i look fierce n scary so might as well put dat to good use mah.... anyway in the end dey hastily cut their neoprints n left the scissors for me. hahahaha..... anyway i glared at dem one more time. heh heh.






after dat went to kfc to eat.. ate cheese fries + small pepsi. den went home. ah yann took 101 wif me back to my house cos she wanna use com. her stupid internet spoil AGAIN. anyway. she wanted to blog in the 5ND blog lah. take dunno how long den type 2 lines only. -_-" anyway in the end she finished typing. so dat's ok...


den she played The Sims 2. wah lau. she really everyting oso do until very slow man. decorate 1 house oso decorate until so long. mad one lah she. maybe in her past life she was a tortoise? hahax...










la............... passed jaslin her bdae present today. i forgot dat i was supposed to meet her ok!!! luckily she came juz when i was going out of sch. den ah yann pointed her out. hahahaha.....







okies. dat's enough for today. going for camp on thursday!!! not really looking forward to it though. cos we have to sleep on the grass. yuck.






















*~hApPy BdAe JAsLiN!!!!~*

yesterday was Deepavali. i went to bhavaani's house wif li zhen, linda, yu zhen, sok hua n shuling. dat yu zhen was 15 mins late ok!!! n we all planned to wear skirt n make yu zhen feel like she's the odd one out. cos she always wear pants. anyway. we spent abt 10--15 mins looking for bhavaani's house. i m hopeless at directions. n by the time i was already sweating like mad. no, perspiring. i was oso dehydrated. thanx to the hot hot hot sun. i was wearing black some more!!!!!!!!!!





den we finally found her house, thanx to yu zhen & linda. her 2nd younger sister is in the Singapore Sports School!!! n she broke the 1500m record in the whole of Singapore!!! i was impressed. cos i couldn't even pass my 2.4. wuteva.





anyway, den we all started to order bhavaano around cos she's so easy to bully. for e.g., "bhavaani, i wan water!!!" n "bhavaani, i refill the tidbits!!!" n "bhavaani, i wan tissue!!!" n "bhavaani, i wan to go toilet!! where's the toilet!!!" ok. dat's enough. den we started to play games. first we started off wif the game jacky wu n 5566 always play. like, someone choose a number n write it down. den the rest have to guess wat is the number. the person who guessed the number have to get punishment!!! the punishment was, mix all the drinks (f & n cherryade, f & n zappel, pepsi twist, sprite n 7 up) together wif tiger beer!!!! O.o but sok hua, being a guai prefect, she didn't wanna drink beer. n bhavaani's parents didn't let her drink beer. n shu ling oso didn't wanna drink beer. so dey juz mixed all the drink without beer. n guess wat???? i zhong FOUR times ok. EWWWWWWWW. the beer was so damned bitter n all the foam was on top lor.


n sok hua ah. damned heng lor. didn't even zhong 1 time. n yu zhen's face was the reddest.






den after dat we went to eat dinner. dey had briyani rice, chicken curry, brinjal, prawns, salad n quail eggs sambal.




i didn't eat the brinjal. cos i hate brinjal. i like the quail eggs sambal!!! really nice. not even hot. n it looks really disgusting, but it's reallt really really very nice. sweet. yu zhen ate abt 8 of it n she had rt dig the egg yolk out. she keep on complainign abt the cholesterol dat egg yolks carry. but no one cared abt her n carried on eating the eggs. i ate 1 prawn. it was hard so i didn't eat anymore.





n den her youngest sister say dat i look fierce!!!! why the hell does everyone in the one say dat i look fierce???? anyway i kind of like it. haha. i oso asked utheyan whether i look fierce. den he said, "yeah, kind of." den i asked him whether i looked scary. then he said,"yeah, kind of." den he continuied, n dese r his EXACT words:" you look like you've lost someting in life." *faint.* den bloody nazruddin, who was eavesdropping, said, "u look scarier den a ghost." wah lau. who asked for his opinion. even claudia ang's frens oso said i looked scary!! ok, so when dey came yesterday, i took it upon myself to look really scary. hahahahaha. i have to live up to my reputation u noe???
















tomorrow is jaslin's bdae!! i shal wrap her present today. it is really very small n i nvr wrapped anyting like dat before!!!

YEAH. my dogs r no longer irritating n i love dem again!!!!! all thanks to me, myself n i!!! cos i was the one who bathed peipei!! n got ridof the smell on her dat makes male doggies go crazy!!!! bWaHaHaHaHaHa. i m THE saviour. hahahah...







oh yeah. performed at blk 103 at our sch. dunno wat senior citizens' nite lah. the stupid stage so damned small. den flute + clarinets sit below the stage. saxaphones sit on the stage. n horn sit first row on the stage leh!!!!!! wah kao. the band skirt so damned short some more. n i had to squeeze my legs together. n the ong ask me to put the file stand until so low. i can't even see the notes lor!!! PLUS wear the stupid long sleeved shirt. so damned hot. by the time the performance over my leg chou jin liao lor. wah lau. worst of all, the joko, shi fu, cheng wai n guang ming come n see. dey got nothing better to do ah!?!?!? come see wat see. the place dere so hot dey still wanna come. for senior citizens one leh!!!!










overall, it was ok. oh, forgot abt the damned marching boots. i dun understand y they call dat marching boots when it's so damned uncomfortable!!! how the hell do u march properly in such uncomfortable shoes???? oh, n the stupid pokemon theme. i HATE dat song. everytime i play wrong pitch one.














AHHHHHH. i shall stop complaining like a shrew. anyway. later oso got practice. cos got another performance on the 22.12. haiz.............. sianz.

haiz. i kept to my resolution n actually exercised!!!! for 1 hour. in front of the tv. i did the stepping ting, dumbells, sit ups, pushups, warm ups.... but i didn't even sweat!!!!!!!!! haiz. ok, so maybe a LITTLE bit. like, 1 drop only. aso i'm back being a com freak n couch pptato. my butt feels big. frm sitting too much. luckily i'm going to some camp next week. juz when my cousin frm hongkong is going to stay over. yeah!! haha. as u already noe, i'm not exactly a socialised person. in other words, i'm kind of an antisocial. haha. really!! i dun like to be in crowds n parties... n i can very quiet. especially when i'm in a bad mood or in the mornings. i hate to tok in the mornings, when i juz woke up. cos i'm still sleepy n cranky. haha.





However, i can oso be noisy n mad around ppl i noe. dun believe izit? ask my frens.













anyway. i m getting irritated wif peipei. in fact, wif ALL the dogs. dun ask me to explain y. i juz am. in fact, when auntie meeta's daughter, apollonia (sp?), wanted to bring peipei back last night, i was so ready to let her bring her back. at least i can have a few nights of peaceful sleep. but she didn't. *sob* n so last nite i was smacking junior n peipei. n dat idiotic junior go n leak sperm all over my blanket n pillow. i tink it evaporated liao. but luckily he didn;t leak sperm on the side of the pillow ehere i was sleeping. i kept throwing them out of my room but some idiot kept letting dem back in. everytime i threw dem out, the next time i woke up, dey were on my bed again. ok, i didn't throw junior n cracker out, but i threw peipei out. den the other 2 will follow. i mean, LITERALLY throw her out lor. is really throw ah.









ARGH. dey r getting on my nerves. today mother brought peipei wif her to the office. n she still ask me to bathe her today. m i supposed to bathe a dog dat is not dere?!?!!? hmpf. anyway, since peipei is not at home, it is really peaceful. dese few days junior n cracker were fighting practically every second. n today.. guess wat? dey even slept together. under the blue cupboard n the recess area. so cute.haha. like brothers or gd frens. not like enemies.











i caught cracker urinating in the kitchen. i screamed at him n he went running off. into the recess area. n junior oso ran off. for wat!?!?!?! aiyoh. he see others run he oso run. dumb dog. anyway, i took the roll of newspaper n shouted at him. i couldn't smack him cos he was under the blue cupboard. n dere i found dem snuggled together sleeping. awwww......


okies. enough of the doggies. dat's all for todayyyyyyyy!!!!!

today is my father's bdae. my mother planned a surprise bdae party for him. u should have seen his face when he walked in!!!!


it was damned funny.







cos my mother invited my father's fren, auntie meeta, and her children. and auntie meeta cooked. *yum*



anyway. when he walked in, we were hiding behind the wall and delano (sp?), auntie meeta's son, was holding his bdae cake with all 47 candles on it. and he got a big SHOCK. and his expression, like i said, was so funny.













anyway. den maxine went around taking photos. u noe wat? i tink she likes delano. haha. although she keeps denying it. and although he is 1 yr younger den her. anyway, when i mentioned dis to her, her face went all RED. wah. paiseh wor....



AND she oso tot of putting him in the film she was making, as an actor. and if he acted, he ould be playing the guy who has a crush on her!!! coincidence? :>






although i can't totally blame her. he is kind of a cutie. not shuai or wat, but cute. i would like him too, if not for his piercings. i can't stand guys wif piercings or tattoos. as i've said before, i like guai kias. which means no piercings, no tattoos, non alcoholic and definitely no smoking. but not NERDY. of course cute nerds r welcomed.not ppl like seow weiliang or leong jia wei. or lee kee hwa. sorry, but dat's the truth. dey are nerds. n dey r not even cute.



i can't deny dat i was once one. a nerd, i mean. my mother forced me to clear my room yesterday n i found my class photo 2003. my skirt was so damned long and my socks was MORE than 3 fingers above my ankle. now my socks is not even one finger above my ankle. no wonder sundaram likED me so much in the past. no wonder she said dat i was ONCE a good girl. anyway. i do not care. haiz. day after day is passing by. besides the days wif band practice, i m totally becoming a couch potato and a com freak. dere is nothing to do. i have decied to exercise tomorrow. we shall see if i can do it. wish me luck!!







speaking of exercising, i m now doing 20 sit ups a day. not much, but at least it's someting. today i dug out a shirt which was too tight or me frm the back of my cupboard. n tried it on n.... it was juz rite!!!! haha. i shall keep it up.









*~hApPy bDaE To dAdDy!!!~*

dammit. seriously, dammit. i went to check the class list of my class today. n ho, ho. guess wat? my class RULES. i mean rules.













oh, besides the fact dat the girl i hate most in my ENTIRE LIFE IS IN THE SAME CLASS AS ME.













n oso besides the guy i hate most in my ENTIRE LIFE IS IN THE SAME CLASS AS ME.













n besides the fact dat their FRIENDS ARE OSO IN THE SAME CLASS AS ME.





so, my class is great, isn't it? i m so practically looking for to the yr 2005. oh, yeah, baby. oh, n did i miss out the fact dat YANN, JO, ZHEN N CONNIE R ALL GOING TO DIFFERENT CLASSES AS ME? oh, i didn't rite? well, now i did. yann, jo n zhen r all going to 3e3. connie is going to 3e1. as expected.











luckily, i still have jaslin wif me. *phew* if not i will be practically a loner. n luckily yvonne is oso in the same class as me. n eunice!! i like eunice. sonika oso. although i'm not close to her, but at least i dun dun like her or hate her or wat.


who else? i noticed dat no guys frm 2e2 r going to 3e2. really. but at least i'm not in the same class as ni weipu (3e1), the K slut (3e1), christopher (3e3) or justin (3e3). HAIZ. wuteva. GR. but i can't stand it. hope my form teacher is not some idiotic ass. n i SERIOUSLY hope n pray dat my form teacher is not SUNDARAM. if not i will immediately transfer sch.





eh... wat else? nothing much. oh yeah. went to far east wif zhen. to buy jaslin's bdae present. n actually wanted to pei zhen go to the amk pizza hut to look for job (she look for job, not me). but den i suddenly realized dat she didn't bring any clothes to go n interview, so in the end she didn't wanna go.


before dat went to long john. wah kao. the idiotic woman serving us was damned kao pei lor. shitty ass. den walk walk.... took 2neoprint cards at level 3. damned funny lor. we went to laminate the cards the 1st time, den got lucky draw. i didn't wanna pick den zhen pick lah. guess wat she pick??? a big, round smiley face piggy bank. n got no plastic bag so she had to carry the ting around cos it wouldn't fit in her bag. n the ting is so round n big n YELLOW lor. so funny. den i oso wanted to go n pick the lucky draw so we went back n took another neoprint card n went to laminate it. den the lucky draw....... i got a grey photo album wif brad pitt's photo n his name printed on the side of it. actually it's ok lah, if dun have the stupid brad pitt printed at the side lor. so cheapskate. but luckily dat one can stuff into my bag lor. den zhen go n say, "brad pitt ah. B-L-A-C-K P-I-G." den i was like, huh?? wat toking u. cos i can't put individual letters together quickly without writing dem on paper. den she said, "black pig lah!!" den i was reminded of wat sarene, my pri sch fren, said abt brad pitt. she said dat brad pitt=bread pig. so stupid rite. den we were laughing abt him.




den after dat we tok abt the ren wo ao you. zhen told me dat the yilin in ren wo ao you is actually frm R&B leh!!! dat stupid gay group. i didn't even noe dat lor!!! i was so damned shocked. n she wanted to pierce her ears, but only if i pei her. but i couldn't cos my third ear hole was still pain.

aiyah. eventful dayyyyyy.

damn. some bloody mosquito has been biting me all over my face.











yesterday i had one one my nose. now i have one on my cheek. ARGH. which mosquito is out to disfigure me?!?!?!?!?!?!













SIANZ. nothing to do. today the class lists for next yr's sec 3 classes r out, but i'm not going to check. u expect me to bathe, wear my uniform, take a bus all the way dere n see a few scraps of paper??? nah-ah. no way. i shall go tomorrow when dere's band, n shun bian go n see at the same time. haha. yi ju liang de=kill 2 birds wif 1 stone.

my posts nowadays r very short cos now r the holidays n nothing interesting is happening. like i said, my life is one big YAWN.

tsk. so sianz. didn't blog for many days. first of all, i would like to announce someting: I NOE HOW TO PLAY A GUITAR!!! finally. ok, so not dat i noe how to play any songs or wat. n i still have a problem changing my fingering, but, i do noe the fingerings n notes n all dat ok.


well. anyway. my father's fren, trevor, came over on thursday to teach us how to play a guitar. n my fingers were so damned pain frm pressing the strings of the guitar. n now it is still pain. super pain lor.






ok. enough if the guitar story. n my mad sister claudia ang typed a SUPER LAME story abt dat. let me repeat for the hundredth time: SHE IS MAD.













now dat i got dat out. went to ps wif yann to watch movie n buy my father's bdae prezzie. his present is so damned ex ok!!! i shall not state wat it is or wat's its price, in case he reads my blog. watched ladder 49. wah. nice show oso. although some parts very boring. n very sad oso. *sob* i like jack morrison lor!!!! y he can be saved he dun wan den go n die!!! idiot. *bish* i oso like john travolta. anyway. i m determined NOT to marry a fireman, in case i become a widow like jack morrison's wife.

haven't been blogging for a few days now, cos i was busy playing The Sims 2!!! it's really fun!!!!!


anyway.nothing much happened over the last few days. peipei WAS on heat n the other 2 male dogs kept following n irritating her. now she's not on heat anymore but tdey still keep following n irritating her!!! hahahaha..



haiz. dis is 1 boring post. cos i got nothing to say. so.... ta-ta!!!