haven't been blogging for a few days cos my com was spoiled. i tink, n oso cos i dun have time.



anyway, let's start frm thursday. dis is the 2ND time i m blogging dis cos stupid idiotic bogger refused to publish my 1st attempt.




went for camp on thursday. had to drag myself outta bed by 7. was late so i took a cab to sch. reached dere to find out dat everyone was wearing pe shirts wheareas i was wearing my black 'too tuff to puff/ i'm a pal leader' shirt. embarrassing????????? dat does not even come close to it. anyway. i was not very enthusiastic abt it cos tiko lee forced me to go. n bcos it was damned early n my eyes were puffy. ew.





den after dat we boarded the bus and we sec twos + threes sat in the big bus n the sec ones went in the small bus. it's not dat surprising, but considering dat the sec ones r much much much more dan the sec 2s n 3s. bwahahahahhahahaa. being older helps. a lot.





skip the bus trip. it was too lame to even comment. stupid instructor ah bao. ok. den we reached the campsite. we started to pitch the tents. it was damned stuffy. i actually wanted to share tents wif amirah but later went to sleep wif angeline, annabel n jessica. den we were split into 3 groups. argh. dis was the worst part. first of all, i shall introduce the intructors cum group trainers:

bao ming aka ah bao. in his early 20s. although looks younger. like a small boy. cute, funny, super lame, short although taller den me, reminds me of the ting in the lord of the rings. the small ting wif big eyes n a scratchy voice. er.... quite a flirt, likes jay, ou de yang. is damned perverted n vulgar. likes to act gay wif ah wei. in charge of group 1 n the fun fitness station.

ping hui aka ah wei. in his early 20s. can be considered shuai, kind hearted, funny oso, likes to act gay wif ah bao. should be ah bao's best fren. taller den ah bao. should be one who likes animals i guess. likes ou de yang n lin jun jie. not so vulgar n quite patient. in charge of group 2 n the fun fitness station.

ras aka... well, ras. abt 30+. dunno his full name. damned long. looks fierce, is the camp chief. can be funny at times, good at organizing. likes to speak in malay to other malays. in charge of group 3 n the problem solving station.


elf aka mr. elf. er...? 20+. nice toned body. quite cute oso. his mouth reminds me of leandra of s'pore idol. nice arm muscles due to kayaking. in charge of kayaking. can be fierce at times. not in charge of any group.

mr. ng aka mr ng. 40+. very nice n is nothing like our dm. very patient oso. in charge of discipline. helps out wif kayaking. like a father figure. has a pot belly. helps ras out as camp chief.








now dat i've got dat out. i went to group 2. amirah n yvonne went to group 3!!!! n richielyn went to group 1 wif some assholes. shall explain later. sob. i had no one. but hua zhen was in the same group as me. dat's better den nothing. den our group started wif the problem solving tingy. damned stupid lor. the worst of all. not even fun.





den ate lunch.... after dat went kayaking. i was quite scared at first cos i tot dat the kayak would capsize or wat. but my partner was even more scared. n my partner is a guy. cos the elf go n put us according to swimmers n non-swimmers. my partner, whose name is pravin, was like screaming at me during the whole one n a half hours. cos we had to race wif the others n he still kept shouting at me to relax. scaredy-cat. den we were last 2 times to built a raft tub!!! gr.



den after dat went to fun fitness station. we split into two groups. the first group was group 1 of group 2. my group was group 2 of group 2. my group won the first game, which was to fill a pail using a cup full of holes n anyting else we could find, besides our water bottles. therefore, the losers had to sit on the grass while we poured mud water over dem. n i mean real mud water.

den the 2nd game dat idiotic ah wei go n help the other group. the aim of the game was to carry a pail half-filled wif water using a rope. but we had to be 1 metre away frm the pail n we could not use our hands, only our rope. the idiotic ah wei go n tell the other group the solution. so my group was poured over wif mud water. yuck yuck yuck.


den we had the team challenge. we cheated n skipped the last 2 stations n went straight to the rafting area. but the 2 other groups were already dere!!!! haiz. we quickly built the raft n me n 3 other guys went into the raft n began to paddle like mad. but it was too slow so the 34 guys got out of the raft n began to swim n push it across the lake. i felt like a qian jin. hahahahahahah.


=============fast forward=============
i was shocked to find out dat a girl in my group burned a cd of jay!!!!!!! how could she?!?!?!!? she should buy the original!! but no, she burnt it. n bought the orginal of 5566. i was like, y would anyone wan to buy a cd sung by gays?!?!?!?!?! gr....... i was arguing wif her at the top my lungs. i had to protect the reputation of jay!!! like any true blue fan would. she said dat 5566 sing better den jay!!! but den i said jay's songs had more value. ah bao overheard n he agreed wif me. dese r his exact words: 'wat???? zhou jie lun is the best lor!!!'bwahahahahahaa. 2 against 1. but den he had to ruin it by singing the qi li xiang. we all quickly siamed.




den we ate dinner. rice wif fish n beancurd n cauliflower. the rice was damned hard. not even nice. the cauliflower was nice n soft. group 2 went to sit under a pavillon. dat idiot ah bao was supposed to come n sit wif his group but he came to sit wiof our group. to accompany ah wei, i suppose. he played the qi li xiang on his n-gage. i protested cos i was sick of dat song. den he played qing tian. i protested again. den he played ou de yang. he n ah wei began to sing along. n lin jun jie oso. den after dat he played ni ting de dao. AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my favourite song of jay besides ge qian.









================fast forward again==================
went for a night hike. me n angeline sung jay songs at the top of our lungs. we acted lesbians n sang yue liang dai biao wo de xin. ah wei sang along. his singing sux. den annabel sang a duet wif ah bao--f4's jue bu neng shi qu ni. den ah bao n ah wei sang du de wei's tuo diao n jay's ba wo hui lai le.




blah blah blah. ras brought us to a place to stargaze. i was practically sleeping. oh, y did i say ah wei is kind hearted? cos zhen yu was screaming away bcos of a lizard. i was like, y the hell would anyone be scared of a lizard?!?!?!? it wun even bite. anyway, ah wei put his fot on top of the lizard. i was afraid dat he would kill it. the poor little lizard was innocent lor. but den he diverted attention n asked everyone to move on. n he let the lizard go.



wash up n went to sleep in the stuffy hot tent. got kicked many times in my sleep by jessica. n angeline kept waking me up cos she was getting kicked in her sleep by annabel. n i was bitten by so many bloody mosquitoes. damn dem.



-------------friday----------------
nothing much. gave out prizes. went home.

took a cab wif amirah. lost my wallet. nothing much lost, except my ez link n $14. the most important ting is, my neo cards n neoprints were oso lost!!!!!!!!!!!!! sob sob....











reached home at 11+. slept at 12. woke up at 6.30. hahax. father brought us to pubbies. he planned a surprise bdae party for mother!!!!!!! n we did not even noe. even i was surprised. many ppl went. partied till 2.45. dese r the ppl who went: my family, stella n tom (mu cousins frm hong kong who r staying wif us cos dey're on holiday), chrishirl n edmund, roger n katrina, auntie meeta, lorenzo, delano, apollonia, suresh, maxine's frens. yup, many ppl. i learnt how to play a new card game!!! i'm an expert at it. but i stink at billiards.


anyway. my suspicions have been confirmed. maxine ang does like delano.i shall not go into details, but i shall say someting: lorenzo's billiard skills r good man. has he been practising???? haiz.









learnt a few vulgar phrases in cantonese frm roger. wo hai jing yang=i'm a bitch, lei ji dou peng=idiotic pig, ee yuck see= go eat shit. hahaha.

i now noe how to say i'm a bitch in 3 languages: portugese, cantonese n english. bwahahahahahaha.
















~hApPy bElAtEd bDaE To sArEnE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~*






































~god. i still miss him~