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today has been a hectic day. so where shall we start? hm... okie.. start wif the start of hecticness bah.. is dere even such a word??? anyway. wat i mean is start where tings first began hectic...

ok. had a big shock today. ONG JIAN GUO ACTUALLY TOT NICHOLAS WAS MY STEAD!!!!!! omg... i almost fainted wif shock man. juz bcos he see me n nicholas always together means he's my stead. siao. i was juz helping him jio someone ok.... dun xiang wai arh.... u noe wat the ong jian guo said??? i was waiting for lim ah yann outside her classroom n he walk past me. i didn't even noe dat he walk pass me lor. den he call me. den i ask him wat he wan. den he say, 'u got new stead ah?' i was like, faint. den i looked at him weirdly n said, 'no. y? jealous ah?' den he said (according to jaslin chew) dat he said in a zi bei way, 'yeah, i very jealous.' den he walked away. he is damned siao lor. den coincidentally, jaslin n jasmine were juz standing behind. when ong jian guo walked away, jaslin said, 'wah... someone jealous hor...' den i gave her the evil eye and said, 'like dat oso called jealous ah?" haiz......


anyway. after dat. today was peipei's bdae!!!!!! went to serangoon garden circus wif ah yann n joline to pets station to buy her a present. saw many many many cute dogs inside... but the pomeranian i saw a few weeks ago was still dere.... so pitiful... next to it was another pomeranian, a brown one. nvr saw a brown pomeranian before u noe.. anyway. i went to the treats section n considered for very long wif ah yann n ah ng... den met an ex-senior frm my sch working dere!!!!!!! so qiao one. n so awkward oso... den finally chose two packets of treats. one is chicken meat in the form of cheese sticks n another one is cubes of barbequed/roasted chicken meat. someting like ba gua. altogether was $5.30!!!!!! not very ex but still. den went to mcdonalds n saw ah yann's haolian guy wif his group of frens. she hates dat guy man. keep saying he very hao lian. hahax... okie... den me n ah yann ordered apple pie n ah ng ordered s mcflurry. so many calories. tsk tsk. when we sat down we started to discuss wat would happen if the guys in our band become the drum major. it was damned funny lor.. we were laughing n laughing n laughing away... we were toking abt firdaus (the sissy one), chee boon (the obsessed wif crystal one), liangwei (the vain one), zhijie (the bossy, abuse authority one) n nicholas (the obsessed wif joline one). the discussion abt firdaus was the funniest of all. since he's the sissy one, we concluded dat if firdaus shouts, 'band, fall in!!!', like a drum major is supposed to, no one will care abt him. even if he shout '50 push-up!' , no one will care n will continue strolling to the fall-in place. haha... other den dat, we oso concluded dat even if ppl DO care abt his command, no one will be able to hear it cos he will shout so soft like a sissy. hahahaa... very bad hor... anyway, den we toked abt chee boon. we reckoned dat if chee boon became the drum major, he would imagine dat everyone was crystal when the band fall in. den he will 'accidentally' fall onto the person in front of him, tinking dat is was crystal. ahhahahahahaa... den liangwei, the vain one. we bet dat when shout fall in he will be busy combing his hair. for e.g.: '10, 9,....8.......7...........' while still combing his hair. den he will stop halfway n be engrossed in combing his hair. den he will look up wif surprise n say, 'ay, u all fall in so fast ah?' haha.. the funniest part is when he say, 'band, sediyah!' (dunno how to spell..) the band will bang their legs on the ground rite... den he will say, 'wait!!! u all stamp already mess up my hair!!!!' den he will take out his comb n mirror n continue combing his hair!!!! hahaahah.... den zhijie. his is not so bad, only bcos he is so damned bossy, he will juz pump ppl for no reason. for example, if we nvr play properly, he will say, 'nvr play properly!! whole band down 50 for me!!!" someting unreasonable like dat. hm.. still got who? oh, yeah, nicholas. since he's so obsessed wif ah ng, he will not say 'band, fall in!!!" he will say, 'joline, fall in!!" hahahaa.... we're MAD.

ok, den came home cos serangoon garden circus nothing much one... den daddy was at home. n he asked me to bathe peipei n cracker!!!!! at least, bathing peipei was still fine. but cracker is very very very smelly n has a lot of raisin, big, pregnant cootoos on his ass u noe... dat's wat claudia said. she said all the raisin cootoos r found at his butt. ew. anyway. dady brought the dogs into the toilet. halfway through bathing peipei, i realized dat he didn't bring in anyway towels to dry dem. so, i went out to take some toilets n dat peipei immediately rushed out of the toilet wif soap all over her body!!!! i was so angry ok. den she start running around n i screamed at her n started to scold her while carrying her back to the toilet. but dat's not all. dat cracker ah, dun even wanna go into the shower ok. so scared of water for wat. like a sissy u noe. den i started to scream at him. AGAIN. only den did he keep still. den i soaped his head rite... dat part was so CUUUUTE. he actually lied on the floor n let me soap his head n ears!!! like so shuang leh. den i soaked him in the soap n den when i wanted to wash the soap off, his didn't want to come in!!!! n he started struggling n kept trying to run out of the shower. i almost 暴血管 ok.... i dunno how dat claudia manage to bathe him. if i have to bathe him another time i tink i will faint. anyway, dis week i bathed ALL 3 dogs.. even junior!!!!!! i can't believe it!!! u two, owners of the dogs by the name of cracker who is a shnauzer, n junior who is a chihuahua, owe me one!!!!

haiz. my fingers now very pain frm all the typing. n i hurt myself in d & t again. for the hundredth time. now got one red, protruding mark on the back of my right palm. not so pain but if press den very pain lor.... ok.. shall stop here now... i tink i said enough today.... *phew*

*~hApPy BdAE pEiPeI!!!~*