Thursday, November 03, 2005

when i went to walk the dogs wif claudia ang today, we saw a very very weird guy.


he was semi-naked. n trust me, he didn't have a six pack or muscles or anyting worth ogling at. n he was damn skinny like one of those drug addicts. n he was walking around in his boxers collecting newspapers.


dere was this box wif colours like a cow--u noe, white wif black spots--n junior tot it was another dog & he started barking at it. n stupid cracker didn't even noe wat junior was barking at, he juz started to bark too. den junior dashed over to the box n discovered it wasn't a dog, it was a box. he urinated on it juz to make sure.


n den cracker followed junior (as usual) & urinated on it. i'm beginning to wonder if cracker has a mind of his own. den dis half naked guy saw n den we knew it was HIS box!! den he started to say "xiao jie ah. ni de gou.. mumble mumble.." (translated: miss ah, ur dog.. mumble mumble..)


we honestly couldn't hear wat he was saying. it sounded like a threat though. i stared at him blankly like i didn't noe chinese. dis stare has been very useful ok. n claudia ang even better, she said, "wat he say?"


WAHAHA. these r the times when looking non-chinese is good.


but he was starting to freak me out, though. so, still acting non-chinese, we walked away. bo chup him.



singaporeans really r getting weirder. dere was dis woman who wun let us go into the lift wif her bcos we had dogs!! how ridiculous is dat. n she wasn't even a malay (sorry for the racism). she was a CHINESE ok. wat the hell. if she was a malay i could understand. i tot chinese used to grow up wif dogs at their kampongs. n she looked like around my mother's age.


watever lah. juz another prissy woman.



nothing else. i NEED dat CD!!

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