ARGHHH. nothing to blog abt.


stupid friendster is lagging again. stupid cracker is barking for no reason again. stupid me is reminiscing again.



i watched lizzie mcguire again. but dis time is not marathon. disney channel showed reruns of the show. hilary duff looked so cute last time. n gordo, whose real name is adam lamberg, is even cuter.


nvm. i wun blog abt wat i did today. so boring. who wans to noe anyway.


i remember last time when i was young i hated my name. cos ppl were always mispronouncing it. n it sounded so disgustingly awful. cos when i was in pri sch everyone called me 'a-rex-sis'. YUCK, pls.


so i told my mother i wanted to change my name. to caroline. (tinking back now, i should have chosen a better name.) i dunno y i wanted dat name anyway.


anyway, my mother juz laughed. n my uncle, who was dere, started calling me caroline for a short while. after dat he stopped n called me chicken rice girl. cos i loved to eat chicken rice last time. wif the skin. so fattening. no wonder now so fat. hmpf.


anyway, the point of dis is dat it teaches me not to name my children such complicated names cos dey will juz grow up to hate their name.


after dat, someone asked me wat i wanted to name my children next time. i tink it was my sister. at dat time, i said if i had a boy i would name him aaron. bcos all the aarons around me were so cute. dat was when i was 10 or 11 i tink. for example, aaron aziz. aaron carter. i said if i named my son aaron, he would grow up as cute or as handsome as aaron aziz or aaron carter.

n if i had a girl, i would name her alexandra. dun ask me y. i tink it's bcos in my mind, alexandra was like a female warrior's name. like alexander the great or someting. the female version of alexander the great. who knew i was such a feminist when i was only 10???


den i changed my mind. i didn't wanna name my son aaron. or my daughter alexandra. i wanted to name my son jason. n my daughter samantha.


den i fell in love wif guys' names started wif j (not jack or john pls). jason. jeremy. jay.


den after dat i changed my mind again. i didn't wanna name my son jason cos of jason hsu, or otherwise known as xu meng ze of 5566. i used to like xu meng ze, den i changed my mind. dat's y.



dat's when i decided i would leave the baby naming to the future me. n the future husband. dat is, if dey real parents of the the baby haven't given him/her a name.


cos i'm gonna adopt my child. i can't imagine myself getting pregnant. it's a disgusting process. n the pain!!!!! omg. ouch. i feel weak.



*shudder* i dun wanna tink abt it.



so. dis has been another reminiscing episode of thebitchnextdoor.blogspot.com. tune in again next time to find out more.